Thursday, August 5, 2010
Your beloved satire and silliness-laced horror blog is overflowing with sadness due to a lack of regular updates. Sure, I get stuff up every week, but not with the frequency I'd like. My computer has been on the fritz for a long time now and it doesn't allow me to be productive like it did in the good old days when it was shiny, top-of-the-line and brand new.
For those who haven't already heard me bitch about it, I've got major viral problems: spontaneous reboots, every browser I use crashing for no reason, programs shutting down at random, inability to watch video for more than a minute at a time, total chaos when I try to update anti-virus software, etc. Long story short: after much research I know these difficulties to be viral in nature and not merely overheating problems. I just cannot afford a new computer right now.
So while I will bring you new material every week, it will not be with the frequency and quickness with which I (and presumably you) would prefer. The moment I can upgrade, I'll let you know and you'll start seeing more frequent updates.
Until then, thank you for your enthusiastic support and know better days are just around the corner. Halloween is coming fast, and that makes me VERY eager to get things right!